Wednesday, October 29, 2008

House, M.D.

This show is hilarious. I really love the cynical quips of Dr. House and his attitude towards medicine practice. For those who haven't watched the show it is great stuff. Here are some quotes from the show, enjoy!

-"You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quite thinking."
- “Everybody lies.”
Lies are like children: they’re hard work, but it’s worth it because the future depends on them."
"Never is just reven spelled backwards."
"I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?"
“Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable."
"Seizures are fun to watch, boring to diagnose."
"I ask you, is almost dying any reason for not being fun?"
"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits."
Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree."
Thirteen: "You are the champion of not dealing with your problems."
"My grandson gave me a mug that says that."
"Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one."

Could definitely keep going on, if you want to hear/read more, watch the show or go to this page.


Amanda said...

I really love House. He totally cracks me up!! One thing I learned was that the actor who plays House has an accent! You could never tell from watching the show though.

Jodi Jean said...

i LOVE house. the writing is fabulous. although robby refuses to watch it with me anymore since he claims every episode is the same format.

love the villiage idiot quote!!

and yes amanda, hugh laurie has a THICK english accent. side note: he sits next to "rachel" on FRIENDS when she flies to england for ross' wedding to emily.

Jodi Jean said...

oh and i thought it was interesting that on last weeks episode the illness was a hereditary disease that affects those of meditteranean decent and one symptom was sweating blood (bleed from every pore ... interesting!)

The Watts said...

Great taste I love house too! I wish he had been running for president, just kidding, but he really does get you thinking and he is hillarious@

Elijah said...

This show has the potential to be wonderful. Hugh Laurie does an excellent job.just for hugh laurie i have Download house md tv show