This show is hilarious. I really love the cynical quips of Dr. House and his attitude towards medicine practice. For those who haven't watched the show it is great stuff. Here are some quotes from the show, enjoy!-"You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quite thinking."
- “Everybody lies.”
-"Lies are like children: they’re hard work, but it’s worth it because the future depends on them."
- "Never is just reven spelled backwards."
- "I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?"
-“Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable."
-"Seizures are fun to watch, boring to diagnose."
-"I ask you, is almost dying any reason for not being fun?"
-"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits."
-"Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree."
-Thirteen: "You are the champion of not dealing with your problems."
House: "My grandson gave me a mug that says that."
- "Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one."
Could definitely keep going on, if you want to hear/read more, watch the show or go to this page.
